My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Commentary:
“Looks like your body missed the memo on being a glow stick – at least it’s got the cracking part down! 🔥💥 Maybe it just needs a better manual? Or some extra batteries…⚡😂”

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