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I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”