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48 Funny watching quotes

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

3 months ago

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

3 months ago

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

3 months ago

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

3 months ago

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

3 months ago

Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

3 months ago

Drive like no one is watching.

3 months ago

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

3 months ago

I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.

3 months ago

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

3 months ago

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

3 months ago

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

3 months ago

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

3 months ago

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

3 months ago

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

3 months ago

Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

3 months ago

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

3 months ago

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

3 months ago