58 Funny watching quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”
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  4 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Drive like no one is watching.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I now feel I’ve watched enough reruns of The Shawshank Redemption on basic cable that I’ll be able to successfully make it in prison.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One of the kids said, “Camping looks fun,” so tonight we’re watching The Revenant.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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