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Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

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We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.