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57 Funny winter quotes

Funny winter quotes add a humorous touch to the chilly season! ❄️😂 From witty remarks about snow days to playful observations on winter weather, these quotes capture the lighter side of braving the cold. Enjoy a laugh and warm up with some frosty fun this winter! 😄⛄

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

3 months ago

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

3 months ago

It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

3 months ago

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

3 months ago

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

3 months ago

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

3 months ago

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

3 months ago

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

3 months ago

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

3 months ago

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

3 months ago

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

3 months ago

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

3 months ago

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

3 months ago

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

3 months ago

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

3 months ago

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

3 months ago

Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter.

3 months ago

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

3 months ago

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

3 months ago

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

3 months ago

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

3 months ago

The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

3 months ago

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

3 months ago

When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

3 months ago

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

3 months ago

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

3 months ago

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

3 months ago