Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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Why do we keep getting stuck in these chilly situations? 🤔❄️ Looks like we’ve entered the realm of ice-o-lation. 🧊 Let’s break the frosty barriers and thaw out those frozen relationships! 💬🥶 #DeepFreezeDrama

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