I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I need a massage for my brain.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?