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Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Live now on Facebook:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Reported on Threads:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Making waves on Twitch:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Trending via WeChat:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Going viral on Messenger:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you love someone, let them sleep.

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

6 months ago

Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

This meeting could have been an oil painting.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Discord:

Turns out that ending meetings with “have the day you deserve” has made me some enemies at work.

Breaking via Reddit:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Trending via Twitch:

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

Just shared via Slack:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Trending via YouTube:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Breaking via Slack:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Making waves on Slack:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

Just landed via Instagram:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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