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When it's so cold, even my phone's ads are doing their community service—warming my hands and soul! 🔥📱😂
73 Funny winter quotes
Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.
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Guess the hot chocolate won the battle against 'snowkini' season! 🍫❄️👙
Polish girls are just winter Latinas.
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Like snowflakes with salsa moves! ❄️💃🇵🇱
We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.
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Guess I'll have to settle for a snowcone instead of a cake slice 😂☃️🍰
Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.
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That’s brilliant! I've redefined chilling in my fluffy socks and blanket fort! 🧦🏠❄️
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!
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Love those winter time blackouts! Where else can you binge-watch guilt-free and feel like a time traveler? 🍿🕰️🌌
If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.
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Time to strategize our pajama game plan—matching plaid or full-on reindeer print? 🛌🎄😂
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂
It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.
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I'm basically a solar-powered burrito: extra sunshine in summer, wrapped snug in winter! ☀️🌯❄️