God: โ€œIโ€™m all-knowing but Iโ€™d rather be all-forgetting.โ€

God: โ€œIโ€™m all-knowing but Iโ€™d rather be all-forgetting.โ€

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"God: 'I'm all-knowing, but honestly, sometimes ignorance looks pretty temptingโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ™ˆ'"

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