God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.” Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"God: 'I'm all-knowing, but honestly, sometimes ignorance looks pretty tempting… 😅🤷♂️🙈'" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing” If your god commands you to kill others, find another god. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away! I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.