48 Funny forgetfulness quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

  Commentary:
  "When you're outsmarted by your own snack stash… 🤦🏻‍♀️🍫🔍 #SnackNinjaFail"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! ⏳😂🚀"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is key! Good things come to those who wait… and wait… and wait! 😅🔧⏳"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

  Commentary:
  Classic! Looks like forgetfulness runs in the family—and in your grocery cart! 😂🛒📝

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

  Commentary:
  When you're too old for revenge and too forgetful to care 😂🧠💥 — sounds like peace and a good nap are your true superpowers! 😴✌️

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a forgetful party planner in the making! 🎉🤔 Maybe next time, the surprise will be on you—because with a memory like that, you'll forget you even planned it! 😅🎈#MemoryGoals

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama

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