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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

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Never trust a wet fart.

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Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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“Why are you so quiet?” Because I’m barely even here.

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Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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People will say “sounds good” at work when things don’t sound good at all.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Just landed via WeChat:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Going viral on Slack:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Just shared via Discord:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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Playful quote about the amusing fatigue of princess life.

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"Ah, the struggles of choosing between which tiara to wear and which royal event to attend next 👑💃 Who knew ruling a kingdom could be so tiring? Just imagine the stress of having to wave and smile all day! Maybe it's time for a royal nap, Your Highness! 💤👸 #royalprobs"

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

49 shares on Telegram this month:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

86 shares on Messenger this month:

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

13 shares on Threads this month:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

57 shares on Slack this month:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

I just heard someone refer to Texas as “Howdy Arabia” and I still haven’t stopped laughing.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

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Freshly posted on Slack:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Trending via Pinterest:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Broadcasted on X:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

Just shared via YouTube:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Freshly posted on X:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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The only thing faster than an escalator is an escasooner.

Making waves on Messenger:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Just landed via Messenger:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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