16 funny fairy tale quotes - Wordgag

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

May 25, 2026

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

May 23, 2026

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

May 23, 2026

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

May 23, 2026

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

May 23, 2026

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

May 22, 2026

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

May 22, 2026

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

May 22, 2026

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

May 22, 2026

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

May 22, 2026

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

May 21, 2026

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

May 21, 2026

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

May 20, 2026

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

May 19, 2026

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Mar 31, 2026

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Mar 30, 2026