17 funny tale quotes - Wordgag

The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

May 21, 2026

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

May 20, 2026

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

May 19, 2026

Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

Mar 31, 2026

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

Mar 30, 2026

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

Mar 29, 2026

Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

Mar 28, 2026

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

Mar 27, 2026

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Mar 26, 2026

The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

Mar 26, 2026

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Mar 26, 2026

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Mar 25, 2026

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Mar 25, 2026

Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

Mar 25, 2026

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Mar 25, 2026

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

Mar 25, 2026

Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

Mar 24, 2026