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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Looks like the stakes are high with that $2 scratch ticket! ๐Ÿคž Let's hope luck is on your wife's side, or this birthday present might turn into a "scratch" on the relationship! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽ‚



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