Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.
- “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.
- Netflix & by yourself.
- You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.
- Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.
