The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Blink if you want me!

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Everyone is a genius until they try to use someone else’s microwave.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.