The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. Posted on5 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker. Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?