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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

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Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.