โ€œNever let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourselfโ€, every kid I ever.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wise philosophy of every kid ever: 'If it's gonna get wrecked, let *me* wreck it first!' ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ Who needs enemies when you've got your own destructive tendencies, right?"