Trendy Funny Quotes

  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
  • World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.
  • You can’t spell disappointment without me.
  • Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
  • Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?
  • The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.