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"Sounds like a classic case of bad luck! 😂 Embracing the bad-boy vibes with a touch of self-awareness! 🙈 Keep it real, even if it's 'bad'! 😜 #BadAtEverything"

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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It feels like a million o’clock right now.

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Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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Bro, did you seriously just forget about Dre?

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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