I don’t have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

I don't have mirrors in my house. I mean, who wants to see disappointment everyday?

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“Who needs mirrors when you can just use your front-facing camera for a daily reality check instead? 📸😂 #SelfieTruthHurts”

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