59 funny boyfriend quotes - Wordgag

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

May 28, 2026

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

May 27, 2026

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

May 27, 2026

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

May 27, 2026

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

May 27, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

May 27, 2026

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

May 26, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

May 26, 2026

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

May 25, 2026

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

May 25, 2026

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

May 25, 2026

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

May 25, 2026

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

May 25, 2026

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

May 25, 2026

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

May 25, 2026

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

May 25, 2026

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

May 24, 2026

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

May 24, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

May 24, 2026

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

May 24, 2026

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

May 24, 2026

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

May 24, 2026

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

May 23, 2026

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

May 23, 2026

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

May 23, 2026

Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

May 23, 2026

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

May 22, 2026

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

May 22, 2026

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

May 22, 2026

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

May 22, 2026

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

May 21, 2026

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

May 21, 2026

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

May 20, 2026

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

May 20, 2026

I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

May 20, 2026

I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

May 20, 2026

I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

May 19, 2026

Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

May 19, 2026

Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

May 19, 2026

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

May 19, 2026