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So, is your AI boyfriend more of a bytes and circuits guy, or does he just speak fluent binary on the first date? 🤖💻❤️
59 Funny boyfriend quotes
Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.
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That moment when kids become the ultimate superhero sidekicks to ward off unwanted attention 😂🦸♀️👶
My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.
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Sounds like you've been promoted to the honorary position of the "starter boyfriend." 😂👫👉⬆️
I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.
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He might be hot enough to melt ice, but he definitely needs a GPS to find the punchline 😂🔥
Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.
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Silent treatment level: Expert 🌟🤐🔕
I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.
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Dating: the only time stomach butterflies are both romantic and a symptom of illness 🤦♀️🦋
Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.
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That's one way to audition for the role of leading man in the wrong movie! 🎬😅
Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.
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When math gets you more questions than answers in your relationship! 🤔📱➗📓
I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.
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Sounds like you've got a boyfriend with a built-in mute button 😂🤐 #QuietGoals
Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.
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When your boyfriend's sense of adventure means exploring virtual streets instead of taking out the trash 🗺️🤣🗑️