59 funny boyfriend quotes - Wordgag

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

May 30, 2026

Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

May 30, 2026

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

May 30, 2026

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

May 30, 2026

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

May 29, 2026

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

May 29, 2026

Commenting “This could be us” on her pics with her boyfriend.

May 29, 2026

Toxic girlfriend who goes through her boyfriend’s calculator app and asks why he’s doing the equations he’s doing.

May 29, 2026

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

May 29, 2026

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

May 29, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

May 29, 2026

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

May 29, 2026

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

May 29, 2026

Just gave my boyfriend an incorrect direction in the car, and he sighed and muttered to himself, “Never assign to malice what can be attributed to incompetence.”

May 28, 2026

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

May 28, 2026

You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

May 28, 2026

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

May 28, 2026

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

May 28, 2026

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

May 28, 2026

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

May 28, 2026

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

May 28, 2026

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

May 27, 2026

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

May 27, 2026

My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

May 27, 2026

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

May 27, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

May 27, 2026

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

May 26, 2026

Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

May 26, 2026

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

May 25, 2026

I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

May 25, 2026

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

May 25, 2026

Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

May 25, 2026

My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

May 25, 2026

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

May 25, 2026

I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

May 25, 2026

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

May 25, 2026

Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

May 24, 2026

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

May 24, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

May 24, 2026

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

May 24, 2026