I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons. I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.
