I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

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People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

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What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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