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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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"Who needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? 😂✈️ #JobGoals #AdventureTime"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, fear, i, job, occupation, plane, push, skydiver, want on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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