I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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โ€œWho needs a comfort zone when you can be the ultimate pusher of boundaries? ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ #JobGoals #AdventureTimeโ€

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