Funny quotes Β» job

176 Funny job quotes

Funny job quotes add a humorous perspective to the everyday world of work! πŸ’ΌπŸ˜‚ From witty observations about office life to playful comments on job responsibilities, these quotes capture the lighter side of earning a living. Enjoy a laugh and make the most of your workday with a smile! πŸ˜„πŸ–₯️

New funny job quotes πŸ‘‡

  • Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

    Commentary:
    “When old job habits die hard… still giving my boss TMI, 5 months later. 💩📱😂”

  • We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair”

  • Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

    Commentary:
    “Guess I’ll just keep my untalented self on the apology tour! 🎤🚀😅 #OopsDidItAgain”

  • Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

    Commentary:
    “Career change: from office worker to full-time ‘yes, dear’ consultant! 🤔💕😂”

  • Might quit my job to focus on summer.

    Commentary:
    “Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals”

  • Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

    Commentary:
    “Some people are just tirelessly dedicated to their craft! 🤦‍♂️🙄 #FullTimeAsshole”

  • They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

    Commentary:
    “Is there an app for instant approvals yet? Asking for a friend… and their resume. 🤔🧑‍💻📄”

  • Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

    Commentary:
    😂 “Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can’t work the system… or at least look like you’re working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤”

  • At the job interview with one AirPod in.

    Commentary:
    When you’re trying to land the job but also trying to stay in your Own AirPod zone 🎧💼. Multitasking level: expert! Just hope they don’t think you’re interviewing for a spot in the AirPod squad. 😂🎤

For even more funny job quotes, check out the next page, if available πŸ‘‡

All funny job quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes πŸ‘Œ

Advertisement

Trending Topics

activity communication day family food fun humor i irony joke just know life love me need never parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work