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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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"Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cash, commitment, fear, finance, love, money, relationship on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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