I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!" Related funny posts 🤝 Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something. I need money, not feelings. I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money. Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?