14 funny plane quotes - Wordgag

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

May 19, 2026

People who leave the blinds closed the entire plane ride: who hurt you?

May 18, 2026

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Mar 31, 2026

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Mar 29, 2026

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

Mar 28, 2026

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Mar 27, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Mar 27, 2026

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Mar 25, 2026

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Mar 25, 2026

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Mar 25, 2026

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Mar 24, 2026

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Mar 24, 2026

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Mar 24, 2026

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

Mar 23, 2026