Commentary:
Are you part vampire, conserving your strength for when in-flight drinks served? 🧛♂️✈️🔋
14 Funny plane quotes
Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.
Commentary:
Counting down the days until my job launches me into vacation mode like I'm boarding a one-way flight to Paradise! ✈️🏝️😅
Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of linguistic mastery in Boston! 🤔🇺🇸 Apparently, in Beantown, speaking English is more of a creative interpretation! 😂✈️🗣️ #LostInTranslation"
It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.
Commentary:
👏😂 Ah, the thrill of victorious clapping upon safely touching ground, as if we've just witnessed a legendary feat! Society has granted us permission once more to indulge in this quirky tradition – so let the applause soar as high as the airplane did! Who knew a simple descent could ignite such excitement? Let the claps fly! ✈️👏
If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"
Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.
Commentary:
Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma
Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's clapping career just took a nosedive! 👏✈️😱 #ClapFail"
Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic in-flight entertainment experience: a silent movie marathon with a mystery plot only decipherable through your neighbor's reactions 🍿✈️ #SkyHighConfusion"
I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.
Commentary:
"Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"