Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.
  • Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.
  • At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.
  • “Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.
  • Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.
  • I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.