I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, if pointing out the obvious was an Olympic sport, you'd definitely be taking home the gold medal! Keep up the good work, Captain Obvious!" Related funny posts 😂 I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”. How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again? Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up. “You’re an athlete,” I whisper to myself, as I begin my third attempt to get out of the couch. Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.