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My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Does everyone have that one colleague at work who puts you in a bad mood just by looking at them?

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People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

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“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

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You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

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50% of parenting is just trying to decide if that noise is worth walking up all of those stairs.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Rest here, weary doom-scroller, you’ve seen enough bullshit for one day.

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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