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  • Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.
  • Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.
  • When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”
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  • A garlic a day keeps people away.
  • You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.