In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIn an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me. Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know. I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me. Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life. Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.
