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"Trying to explain to your family the mental gymnastics you've been doing all night like 🤯💤… And all they can say is 'Who asked you to overthink, though?' 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #TheOverthinkingStruggle"

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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1 month ago

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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2 months ago

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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2 months ago

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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2 months ago

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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2 months ago

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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2 months ago

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Trending via Reddit:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…

Going bananas on Instagram:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

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That awkward moment when a zombie looking for brains walks right past you.

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It’s like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

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