Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Commentary:
Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration

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