Commentary:
Sounds like a concert where "smoked" means the food *and* the vibes! 🎵🔥🍳
18 Funny smoke quotes
One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.
Commentary:
Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
So blunt, you can smoke my truth.
Commentary:
Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.
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When your coffee shop goes full analog, just remember: I'm bringing my typewriter and asking for the "smoking section" 😂☕️📜
If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.
Risky business over there! You might just get double the high! 😄🚬🪨
Runners who smoke need to pick a side.
Commentary:
Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃♂️💨
If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.
Commentary:
"When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"
I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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Commentary:
"Your honor, I'm not sure who pulled me over… me or the wind! 🌬️⚡️😂"
I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.
Commentary:
"Keeping the peace one puff at a time! 🌿😌✌️ #SafetyFirst"
Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.
Commentary:
Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration