Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.
  • Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?
  • Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.
  • I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
  • To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?