Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

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“Life is full of ups and downs… and sometimes you’re just a piece of furniture 🪑 or a poor little toe! Here’s to hoping for more table days than toe days! 🤣 #LifeStruggles”

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