Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.
  • It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.
  • Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.
  • If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
  • I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.
  • I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.