Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Life is full of ups and downs… and sometimes you're just a piece of furniture 🪑 or a poor little toe! Here's to hoping for more table days than toe days! 🤣 #LifeStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going. Are you my pinky toe, because I will bang you on all my furniture. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.
