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When the horses went home, they were all like, "Did you get paid in carrots too, or did just neighbody pay us?" 🐴🎬😂
251 Funny perspective quotes
Kinda funny that if your religion loses enough wars, it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two.
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When your gods go from headlining the cosmic concert to opening for Zeus and crew 😂🎸🎤
Concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you, wondering why they were born.
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Relatable concert struggles: when you paid for a view of the stage but got someone's scalp instead 🎤😂👀
A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.
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Playing hard to get: the ultimate plot twist for optimists in disguise! 😆👏✨
I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.
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When ignorance was bliss and my biggest worry was accidentally stepping on a Lego! 🤯😂🦶✨
Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.
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Guess I better start Googling 'how to be forever young' while I still remember how to use technology! 😅🕰️💻
Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.
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Moths: The original night-shift crowd running away from their responsibilities 😂🦋💡
Are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you, or for you to see the world?
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Scaling those peaks for the glorious view, but mostly for the chance to catch a selfie with a mountain goat 🐐📸🏔️
From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.
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I always knew I was a prodigy in the field of being right! 😎🧠
The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.
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Back then, my biggest worry was whether my snack pack had enough cookies! 🍪😂🌈