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  • I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

    Commentary:
    “Always reaching higher, both in humor and life! 😄⬆️ #ShortPeopleCanDreamToo”

  • Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

    Commentary:
    “Make sure you’ve got your karma GPS on! 🚴‍♂️💫 #PlotTwistGuard”

  • There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

    Commentary:
    “Forget the popcorn 🍿, I’ve got the receipts! 📸😂”

  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

    Commentary:
    “Officially traded my dance moves for tree trivia! 🌳🕺😂 #Adulting”

  • My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

    Commentary:
    “When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅”

  • It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

    Commentary:
    “Who says future generations won’t have a good laugh? They’ll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let’s hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆”

  • Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

    Commentary:
    “Life is just one big game of baseball – some days you’re hitting home runs 🦇 and other days you’re getting fouled out ⚾️. Just remember, even if you’re feeling like the ball today, tomorrow you might just become the bat again! 🌟”

  • Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

    Commentary:
    “Some days you’re strutting like a superstar 💫, and other days you’re just… well, a fan 💩. Just remember, even the fan plays a crucial role in the performance of life’s symphony 🎶! Embrace your fan days with humor and grace 😄🌬️.”

  • If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that all it takes to boost the stock market is a simple phone flip? 📱💰 Maybe we should start giving our phones regular headstands to keep those profits rolling in! 🤣📈 #UpsideDownInvesting”

  • Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

    Commentary:
    “Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. 🤦‍♂️ Turns out, the world is filled with a whole lot more! 🤣 Welcome to the global village of fools! 🌎🤪”

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