That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync. Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic struggle of trying to read lips that seem to have a mind of their own on screen! 📽️😂 Who knew a few milliseconds could drive us to the brink of self-inflicted popcorn throwing? Stay strong, brave subtitle warrior!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars. There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”. Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions. People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.
