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Sounds like a fun night at the cinema, but I'm keeping my Beatles memorabilia just in case 🎬🤔🎸🌊👴
323 Funny comedy quotes
Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.
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Imagine the bloopers are scarier than the movie! 😂👻🎬
Squirrels always look and act like it’s their first day being a squirrel.
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When you're trying to adult but secretly have no idea what's going on 🤪🐿️✨
I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.
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Stranger Things: 0, Adult Entertainment Writers: 1 🏆😂📜
If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’
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That's spot on, mate! I reckon the Demogorgon would pop over for tea and biscuits instead 🍪👾🇬🇧
Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.
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When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.
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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️
The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.
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Sounds like all that's missing is a laser pointer and some really awkward Q&A! 😂📊
The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.
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Commuting to "The Land of Responsibility" wasn't on my bucket list 🏢🚶♂️😅