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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
21 Funny others quotes
Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.
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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.
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Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! 🍴🙃
Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.
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Recommending emotional turmoil one book club at a time 📚💔😂
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.
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God be like, "Time for your pockets to perform some miracles! 💸✨🙌"
First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.
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Swipe right to "who's more wanted" 😂🔍❤️
Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.
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Arm wrestling: the ultimate bromance activity! 💪👀🤝
“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.
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Looks like it's time to let the others handle the chaos while I initiate Operation Vanish! 🚀😎 #PreparedToRelax
Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.
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"When life gives you lemons, shake what your mama gave you! 🍋💃😂"