Trendy Funny Quotes

  • You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.
  • The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.
  • I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.
  • Grab your own butt! Love yourself!
  • “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.
  • Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.