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  • Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.
  • There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.
  • I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude.
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