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"Ah, the talent of being able to hit all the wrong nerves with surgical precision! It's like listening to a symphony of frustration played by a maestro of annoyance. Bravo, dear irritants, bravo!"

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93 shares on Pinterest this month:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

28 shares on TikTok this month:

If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

32 shares on Reddit this month:

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

People my age are parenting actual humans, and I’m over here promising myself snacks if I fold the laundry.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

45 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

99 shares on X this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Cocktails can be tricky, because they taste like juice, but then the next thing you know… you can’t walk.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

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I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

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I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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People who don’t like pickles are so important because they give me their pickles.

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I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

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Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.

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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Eating healthy requires a second job.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Eating healthy requires a second job.

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

I’ve taken a long, hard look at myself. I won’t be doing that again.

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