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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
217 Funny body quotes
Why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat?
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Stomach: "Nah, I’m on a strict vocal workout routine!" 🎶😆🍔
Men will say, “At least I’m not selling my body,” and then join the military.
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Every guy in the recruitment office: "I'm not selling my body, I'm just renting it to Uncle Sam!" 💪😄
You take a week or two away from working out, and your body acts like it’s never done a run or lifted a weight before.
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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.
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When my body requires renovations, it involves more yoga and less duct tape 😂🏛️🛠️
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪