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When you're more bookworm than human, but hey, at least you're well hydrated! 📚💧😄
220 Funny body quotes
Girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like, “Omg, I was so skinny…”.
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When the zombie apocalypse hits, I'm gonna look back and say, "Well, at least I had a great jawline…" 🧟♀️📸🤣
I think boobs are too beautiful to be kept under clothes.
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Free the beauty, support the cause! 😄👚✨
May your anger turn into a fart and leave your body.
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That's one way to let off steam! 💨😂
Why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat?
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Stomach: "Nah, I’m on a strict vocal workout routine!" 🎶😆🍔
Men will say, “At least I’m not selling my body,” and then join the military.
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Every guy in the recruitment office: "I'm not selling my body, I'm just renting it to Uncle Sam!" 💪😄
You take a week or two away from working out, and your body acts like it’s never done a run or lifted a weight before.
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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
When I say I feel like Barbie, I mean my hip is making a clicking sound.
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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.
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When my body requires renovations, it involves more yoga and less duct tape 😂🏛️🛠️
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄