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Life in plastic, it's not as fantastic as it sounds 😂🦵🔊
213 Funny body quotes
My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.
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When my body requires renovations, it involves more yoga and less duct tape 😂🏛️🛠️
A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.
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Flat stomachs are cool, but have you tried accessorizing with pizza? 🍕😄
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.
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✨ Let me know when you find the "push" button, because I think mine is stuck on snooze! 😴💪
The moon is literally dragging the oceans around, and you think your body shouldn’t feel it?
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🌕🌊 If the moon had a gym membership, it’d have abs of steel from all that ocean dragging! Middle school me still blames it for dragging my math grades down too! 😆💪
Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.
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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯
Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.
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I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨
I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.
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Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎
Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.
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That's one way to twist your way to the top of the bad posture league! 🥨🪑😅