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It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth.

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If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.

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There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

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I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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It’s amazing how much I accomplish around the house right before someone is coming over.

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

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In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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Maybe the problem is that I’m cooler than any man I’ve ever met.

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Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

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With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

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Being alone is my favourite way of being.

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

What are some beginner bad habits for someone just getting into ruining their life?

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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Since the beginning of time itself, people have been wondering, what the hell is going on?

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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