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I'm putting my brain in charge; it's time for a smarter GPS 🧠😂💔
91 Funny emotion quotes
Drake makes music for people that sigh until you ask them what’s wrong.
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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.
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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.
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That onion's not the only thing making me tear up! 😂🧅😢
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.
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Adulting is the ultimate showbiz gig—no sick days, just sparkles and tissues! 🎭😅🧻
There aren’t any emojis that really express any meaningful sort of anguish.
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When words fail, just keep smashing that emoji keyboard until your phone looks as confused as you feel! 😵🤯📱🙃
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.
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I didn't sign up for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, yet here I am, crying over fictional characters like it's my cardio workout for the week! 📚😂💔
I love you in a way that would worry a therapist and thrill a poet.
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This sounds like the start of a rom-com or a therapy session! 😅💘📚