No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs romance when Mother Nature's swiping right on my outdoor adventures? 🌳😆🌞" Related funny posts 🤝 A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other. Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside? I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk. Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department). The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.