Trendy Funny Quotes

  • HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”
  • Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.
  • I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
  • You want fast replies from a female? Argue with her!
  • I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
  • If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.