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Guess it's time to learn teleportation because no way I'm hunting down my car at the tow yard! 😅🚗✨
37 Funny apocalypse quotes
I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.
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Well, let's hope AI takes its time debugging us before hitting the delete key! 🤖✨🙃
Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.
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Trying to be anti-AI now is like trying to convince zombies you're not for dinner 🧟♂️🤖🍽️
Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?
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Guess we should start rooting for those Cloudflare blips — our surprise digital superheroes! 😂🔌🌩️
Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.
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Hoping the alien overlords at least bring better WiFi! 🛸👾📶
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
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Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
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Brains and cardio? Zombies have it rough! 🧟♂️🥴🚶♂️
Currently accepting DMs from any man with a sturdy bunker on his property.
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When your dating profile goes from "single and ready to mingle" to "prepped and ready for the apocalypse" 🏗️🏡😂
If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.
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If I suddenly declare my undying love, don't worry, it's just the end of the world as we know it! 💘🌍😂
I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.
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Looks like the aliens chose the ultimate reality TV show to binge-watch: Planet Earth, Self-Destruction Edition! 🤖👽🍿