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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

My favorite childhood memory is having energy.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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Live now on Messenger:

Not again. I mean good morning.

Going viral on Reddit:

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Shared recently on X:

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Broadcasted on X:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Someone asked me what my hobby was and I realized that my favorite hobby is doing absolutely nothing.

Trending via Facebook:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Funny ever quotes are like the confetti of language, sprinkling a little buzz into the mundane. They’re the cheeky winks from history’s class clowns, the verbal high-fives that transform dull moments into laugh-out-loud memories. Whether you’re seeking a giggle, a snort, or a full-on belly laugh, these gems are your go-to. So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and dive into a world where words wear clown shoes and every punchline lands like a feather on your funny bone. Get ready to LOL and maybe even ROFL!

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

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Shared recently on Slack:

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

Going viral on Facebook:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Spotted on TikTok:

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Going viral on YouTube:

After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Seen just now on Facebook:

A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Breaking via Messenger:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Just shared via Messenger:

Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

Making waves on Messenger:

Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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