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When your favorite eatery ghosted you and it's the only ex you really miss 😂🍽💔
370 Funny ever quotes
Don’t let anyone talk you out of that once-in-a-lifetime 2K Thailand trip. Trust me, that 5K will be the best 10K you’ve ever spent.
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Sounds like my math skills are taking a vacation too, but who can say no to a trip that calculates its own fun? 😂✈️💸
It’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back.
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They must have secret GPS powered by stilettos! 👠📍😂
The Odyssey” was the loudest movie, maybe ever. I thought I was going to die on the ship with them.
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Sounds like you experienced the first surround sound shipwreck! 🚢🌀🎬
If you’ve ever been kind to me, you get a little room in my mind forever, where the bed is always made, and the window is open, so it smells like rain.
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That sounds like a five-star Airbnb for kind souls! 🛏️💨🌧️
Knowing a guy who knows a guy will genuinely take you further in life than a degree ever could.
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That's why networking is called making "connections" and not "degree-ing"! 😂🔌📚
Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to deny location sharing, turn off personalized ads, reject all non-essential cookies, and not set up Siri and Face ID.
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Living the dream: Privacy Edition! 🕵️♀️🔒🚫🔍🍪
If you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why I said a weird thing, just know, I am also thinking the same.
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Guess we're both left wondering why my brain decided to go on a solo adventure! 🤔😂
Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.
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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
Have you ever listened to someone and realized their frontal lobe hasn’t finished marinating yet?
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When their brain is still al dente 🤔🍝🧠