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  • She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

    Commentary:
    “Quick, someone call Ripley’s Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱”

  • You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

    Commentary:
    “When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵‍💫😍 #BeautyOverload”

  • Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

    Commentary:
    “Hey, ‘weird freak’ is just another way of saying ‘limited edition’! 🦄🤣 #OneOfAKind”

  • Work is the worst video game ever.

    Commentary:
    “Yeah, and I keep losing all my lives by 9 a.m.! 🎮💼😂”

  • Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

    Commentary:
    “Accidentally? More like ‘skillfully’! 😎🍟 #Talent”

  • Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

    Commentary:
    “When the plot’s at the spa for a ‘de-twist’ session! 😉📖✨”

  • Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on.

    Commentary:
    “Math and I had a ‘complicated’ relationship, so now it’s just ‘subtracting’ from my life! 😂➖📚”

  • If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

    Commentary:
    😂 “With all due respect, that’s just code for ‘I’m about to roast you nicely!’ 🔥🤭”

  • Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

    Commentary:
    “Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove”

  • You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

    Commentary:
    “When you realize their secret is saying no to fries while my secret is… extra fries 😂🍟 #Oops”

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