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Wow, guess it's time to start carrying a portable speaker and a Disney hits playlist for unexpected serenades! 🎶👓🔒
62 Funny commentary quotes
So many people these days are too judgmental. I can tell just by looking at them.
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They're judging, but I've got my X-ray vision on, so who's the real hero here? 🦸♂️👀🔍
“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.
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Sounds like Gen Z is swiping left on procreation! 🚫📱👶
They should send the Epstein list to everyone’s phones like that U2 album.
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Finally, a list on my phone I actually want to read 📱😂 #EpsteinAlbum
“Normalize this, normalize that.” How about y’all feel shame for once?
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Normalize laughing at ourselves for not being normal! 😆🤷♂️
“There’s a reason religion tells you your reward is after death; it keeps you quiet while you’re being exploited alive.”
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Eternal rewards program: Join now, redeem never. Heaven's got the best points system! 😇💸😂
I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.
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So, human rights are just like my gym membership—everyone talks about them, but nobody actually uses them 🏋️🤣🌍
People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.
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Reality: now available in HD! 😂📺🌐 #UpgradeComplete
I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.
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Guess I'm just doing my part to keep the universe's snack supply and bossing quota in balance! 🍕📈😅
Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.
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Silent discos for introverts are the future! 📚🤫🎧