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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

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I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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“I’m basically the human version of finding $20 in old jeans.”

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Animals are so crazy because, why is your mom only one year older than you?

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

I don’t know what’s more fun—grocery shopping or making the old men blush by asking if these melons look ripe.

Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

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We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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Anyone who thinks office jobs are harmless has never cut their finger on paper.

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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