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Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

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โ€œStill gangstaโ€ I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

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Bird flu? Yeah, theyโ€™re known to do that.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Whoever said โ€œout of sight out of mindโ€ never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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You donโ€™t know a person until youโ€™ve seen them eat popcorn.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, youโ€™re invited to the cookout.

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.
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Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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I disagree with my politics.

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Sorry Iโ€™m late โ€” I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

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Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

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Canโ€™t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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Yโ€™all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at yโ€™all now.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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