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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

58 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Chill, folks, it’s just a simulation.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

Hi, I’m making some changes in my life. If you don’t hear from me, you are one of them.

69 shares on Slack this month:

God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.”

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

34 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

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Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I need to watch his hairline recede.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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I’ve discovered I have a logic fetish, I just can’t stop coming to conclusions.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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