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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.