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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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