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When cigarettes need a cuddle after a good time ๐๐จ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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A new app idea called Linked-Out, where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.
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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! ๐
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If it doesnโt get a like in the first two years, I delete it.
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Guess I'll be deleting my high school photos in 2035! ๐๐๏ธ๐ธ
Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.
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๐ ๐ "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" ๐๐
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! ๐๐๐ฅ
Itโs important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.
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Ah, the social media version of survival of the silliest! ๐๐คช #TrueFriendsTest
Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.
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Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! ๐๏ธ๐ฟ๐ด
Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.
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When life gives you lemons, turn up the heat and let the algorithm serve the lemonade! ๐ฅ๐๐ฑ
I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.
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Does each personality get its own password, or do they all share one?
Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?
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Life may not be funny, but my post is at least three giggles and a snort worthy ๐๐คช #ComedyGoals