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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I post for my other personalities. They’re huge fans.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

How do people post 25 times a day? The only thing I can do 25 times a day is pee.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Having a girlfriend who doesn’t post herself on social media is an underrated blessing.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Forgot how fun it is to post IG stories. I feel like a female filmmaker.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Posted onMay 27, 2026

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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