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I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Major cheat code in life: ask for the big, unreasonable thing. The universe meets you at your level of audacity.

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I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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If you go by “Toni,” I always think your full name is Rigatoni.

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat.

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

I can resist everything except temptation.

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If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.

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