What genius called it road rage and not locomotive? Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Whoever named it road rage obviously missed a golden opportunity to say "locomotive" – now that's some next-level wordplay! 🚗💥🚂 Let's pave the way for some locomotive fury on the highways! 🚗🚋😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius. Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known. This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me. If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.