34 funny transportation quotes - Wordgag

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

May 30, 2026

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

May 30, 2026

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

May 29, 2026

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

May 29, 2026

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

May 29, 2026

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

May 28, 2026

I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

May 28, 2026

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

May 28, 2026

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

May 27, 2026

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

May 27, 2026

Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

May 27, 2026

Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

May 26, 2026

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

May 25, 2026

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

May 25, 2026

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

May 23, 2026

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

May 23, 2026

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

May 23, 2026

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

May 23, 2026

An electric car is just another electric chair.

May 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

May 23, 2026

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

May 22, 2026May 22, 2026

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

May 22, 2026

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

May 22, 2026

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

May 22, 2026

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

May 22, 2026

I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?

May 22, 2026

Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

May 21, 2026

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

May 21, 2026

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

May 21, 2026

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

May 20, 2026

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

May 20, 2026

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

May 19, 2026

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

May 19, 2026

Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

May 19, 2026